hello
miss me? too bad.im back here again. and with that i bring to you my latest photoshop-ed image.
its just some movie poster that i had to make for my class.wonder if people get it.
ah nevermind that.well.these few weeks im up to clearing the remaining subs i have left before i get to the big apple.yeah.i stacked my dip elects and totally missed out on my des elects.but at least i do learn a lot.
you noe what.this class has taught me that you can work wonders with photoshop.it is that uber.i knew it could do wonders but i didnt noe it could do wonders.if ya noe what i mean.oh yeah.i also got the wind of printing stuff.i hardly print lah u see.i mean images of up to 300dpi in a3 size sure is taxing on the book.
hm.oh yeah.just celebrated des bdae over the weekend.after dinner at the marketplace.we went to eskibar to chill.but we ended upp watching the match.you cant blame us.it is everywhere in there.big ass monitors are even up to the toilets.you cant miss em.the gals had to endure a night of soccer.haha.too bad man.but we sure as hell drank a lot.but it aint as bad as the other day.we were wasted back then.seriously gone.but since then.we sure improved our drink threshold.kudos to us.
on a different note altogether.something funny happened just now.just now when i noticed my sis reading the sept issue of cleo.i laffed and told her that she was inside.you noe the she.the she lah.k.zip.den she said she noe.ahhhhh i think i just log out the conversation lah.
sis: i noe.
bro: yeah right.
sis: i noe!!
bro: okay.
sis: i really noe.the ice cream girl rite?
bro: whattttt???? how did you know?
sis: this one rite?
bro: okayyy...nooooooooooo..... (she got it right)
sis: this one rite???? (points to another ice cream girl)
bro: come on man.thats ugly leh.
sis: (flips page) this one ritttteeee??
bro: wah lau ehh.please man.
sis: then must be this one loh
bro: no lah.wah lau ehhhhhh(the last one was quite bad)
bro turns away and ponders abt how she knew.
bro:eh how you noe ah?
sis: giggles......
bro: eh how you noeee?
she changes into a countess and evil and sinister laughter ensues.a crack of thunder follows up.
bro: wah lau eh.how you noe siahh??? say lah wah lau....
sis changes back to normal non-bloodsucking human who likes to sleep a lot and disturb brothers.
sis: i was hungry.so i just pick the ice cream girl.
my jaw floored.if my tongue were as long as toad from the show xmen.it would haf definately rolled out along with it.
yeap.the story of my day.hey.i used yeap.dats melissa's surname.i could have used lam.okay.edit.
lam.the story of my day.
oh yeah.the above transcript is altered to cater to audiences that are above 12.this is to ensure that our family is normal.and the addition of so many 'wah laos' is purely to make people think im uncouth.replace all wah laus with something you would say at home very often.in my case.i used the word 'television'.ratings not yet identified.
oh yeah.my next proj would require me to come up with different and unique headline stories that are singaporeanly unique.so feel free to help dunk in ur suggestions however absurb it may be.in fact.absurb is good.
so far. i have come up with a few.ones that i would probably use as a main headline would be making fun of the yellow smoking box that are found in coffeeshops.other smaller ideas are as follows:
-the mistake of having ns instead of ms of all the candies in one packet of m n m's leading to a closure
-the army being a secret training ground for the holy war.
-the rise in singapore's youth in computer gaming leads to better eyesight for them
-the statue of sir stamford raffles in town grew hair.
so come on.throw me your suggestions.remember.the more dumb it may sound.the better.
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