.red.inkage

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

how many of you guys out there have yet to embark on your real wheels?

okay.both of you can put your hands down now.

i for one am also part of the club.

and the guy at the test area aint helping either.

i booked my way into the test like 1 and a half month away only to be turned away in the wee hours of the morning.

just because i cannot prove im me.

clearly, i need to have my eyes ret scanned and say the magic words before i can test the damm test.

this is frustrating.add the fact that i had to crawl my ass out of bed to get there on time.MAN!!!!

and to make matters worse, my fricking sheet of paper(with my name on it, thats how i know) is right on top of the desk, teasing me to go over and pick it up and start on my test.but noooooooooooooooooooo.someone obviously had some other intentions.

me:er.hi...im here to take my test.

man:okay.can i have your identification then?

me sees my sheet of paper on the desktop and i point to it.

me:thats me.thats my name.over there.right on top.

man:no no.identification.

me: mumble mumble mumble

me whips out ezlink card with face smiling ever so smilingly.

man:no no no.you are not taking a bus here.you are taking a test.geddit? identification please.

me:er..well thats all i have with me.

man:dont you have an IC?

me:im not local.so no.i dun haf any IC.

man:then passport?

me:(WHAT!!!! who the hell brings a passport to take a stupid test?? *apparantly all foreign talents)yeah i have one.but i didnt bring it along with me.

man:how about the green cards? your student pass? youre a student right? *pulls his glasses down and checks me out*

me:yeah yeah! but its also not with me.

man:*pushes up his glasses and continues to write stuff down* then im afraid i cant help you.and you cant take the test.

me:BUT MY NAME IS RIGHT THERE!!!!!

man:im sorry.theres no way.

me:okay.next time when i do slog my way back here.what do i need to bring?

man:passport and student pass.like that dude over there.*points to chinaman with grass hat and fishing rod"

me:HOLY MOLY!!!!! what about the hat and the rod?

man:only if you want to.

me:i guess i gota go now.IM LEAVING NOW!!!!! BYE EVERYBODY!!!!! NEXT TIME I WILL REMEMBER TO BRING MY STUFF! oh and by the way.nice hat.*thumbs up* ah..i meant hao kan de mao zi.

and just when im about to leave,some girl i recognise in school walked in.apparantly,she was also late.(i did mention i was maginally late right?) she sniggered in my direction before walking past me! whats dat suppossed to mean!!!!

yeap.so there goes another month of waiting to begin my journey to get behind the wheel.man.i wish i had straw hat too.

9:38 PM

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