Sunday, October 22, 2006
if theres one thing i learnt today.its gota be not to piss women off.they will burn you in hell.then they throw you to antartica before dumping you to hell again.just to make you break.i aint kidding.i dun really wanna talk about it.
words do hurt.i noe mine did.
and i didnt noe.
hm.wateva it is.im sorry man.
women.they break you man.i noe.coz ive got my fair share of it.and i aint proud.
women.cant understand them.cant stand them.
women.cant live with or without em.
10:45 PM
Saturday, October 21, 2006
ive got a confession to make
i have become a junkie.these past few days.ive changed so much that i dun even noe what im doing anymore.ive been hanging around with the wrong crowd.ive been doing things that i shuldnt have been doing.its just all wrong.it feels so wrong that it feels good.in fact.it does feel good.damm.is something wrong with me?
nah.who am i kidding?
lost.24.prison break.
damm man.fox.u r killing me.
ive become a tv junkie.or maybe at least to these few shows.i do watch others too.but still.i gota say.i feel pretty damm good waking up only to come face to face with the monitor and watch seasons and seasons of these serials.
and who can forget the south park episode of that one whereby they did world of warcraft.in case you have just gotten out of a 500 year coma.or u have just landed on earth.u hafta go look up on this little phenomenoen of this oh-so-fun-it-sux-my-social-life-away game.yup.i noe a few casualties myself.it aint pretty.well.sucks to be em.
ahhh.im slowing dying as i wait for the next week with all these serials airing in the states.i caqnt stand it anymoreeee.
oh.john locke is giving his speech now.gota pay attention.okay.byebye.
10:57 PM
Monday, October 16, 2006
hello
miss me? too bad.im back here again. and with that i bring to you my latest photoshop-ed image.
its just some movie poster that i had to make for my class.wonder if people get it.
ah nevermind that.well.these few weeks im up to clearing the remaining subs i have left before i get to the big apple.yeah.i stacked my dip elects and totally missed out on my des elects.but at least i do learn a lot.
you noe what.this class has taught me that you can work wonders with photoshop.it is that uber.i knew it could do wonders but i didnt noe it could do wonders.if ya noe what i mean.oh yeah.i also got the wind of printing stuff.i hardly print lah u see.i mean images of up to 300dpi in a3 size sure is taxing on the book.
hm.oh yeah.just celebrated des bdae over the weekend.after dinner at the marketplace.we went to eskibar to chill.but we ended upp watching the match.you cant blame us.it is everywhere in there.big ass monitors are even up to the toilets.you cant miss em.the gals had to endure a night of soccer.haha.too bad man.but we sure as hell drank a lot.but it aint as bad as the other day.we were wasted back then.seriously gone.but since then.we sure improved our drink threshold.kudos to us.
on a different note altogether.something funny happened just now.just now when i noticed my sis reading the sept issue of cleo.i laffed and told her that she was inside.you noe the she.the she lah.k.zip.den she said she noe.ahhhhh i think i just log out the conversation lah.
sis: i noe.
bro: yeah right.
sis: i noe!!
bro: okay.
sis: i really noe.the ice cream girl rite?
bro: whattttt???? how did you know?
sis: this one rite?
bro: okayyy...nooooooooooo..... (she got it right)
sis: this one rite???? (points to another ice cream girl)
bro: come on man.thats ugly leh.
sis: (flips page) this one ritttteeee??
bro: wah lau ehh.please man.
sis: then must be this one loh
bro: no lah.wah lau ehhhhhh(the last one was quite bad)
bro turns away and ponders abt how she knew.
bro:eh how you noe ah?
sis: giggles......
bro: eh how you noeee?
she changes into a countess and evil and sinister laughter ensues.a crack of thunder follows up.
bro: wah lau eh.how you noe siahh??? say lah wah lau....
sis changes back to normal non-bloodsucking human who likes to sleep a lot and disturb brothers.
sis: i was hungry.so i just pick the ice cream girl.
my jaw floored.if my tongue were as long as toad from the show xmen.it would haf definately rolled out along with it.
yeap.the story of my day.hey.i used yeap.dats melissa's surname.i could have used lam.okay.edit.
lam.the story of my day.
oh yeah.the above transcript is altered to cater to audiences that are above 12.this is to ensure that our family is normal.and the addition of so many 'wah laos' is purely to make people think im uncouth.replace all wah laus with something you would say at home very often.in my case.i used the word 'television'.ratings not yet identified.
oh yeah.my next proj would require me to come up with different and unique headline stories that are singaporeanly unique.so feel free to help dunk in ur suggestions however absurb it may be.in fact.absurb is good.
so far. i have come up with a few.ones that i would probably use as a main headline would be making fun of the yellow smoking box that are found in coffeeshops.other smaller ideas are as follows:
-the mistake of having ns instead of ms of all the candies in one packet of m n m's leading to a closure
-the army being a secret training ground for the holy war.
-the rise in singapore's youth in computer gaming leads to better eyesight for them
-the statue of sir stamford raffles in town grew hair.
so come on.throw me your suggestions.remember.the more dumb it may sound.the better.
4:45 PM