Thursday, November 22, 2007
you know how sometimes some names just scare the hell out of you?
well not in singapore at least....
but ive just come across the fiercest name in mankind has ever concieved.
a name so fierce....it will get you to just wanna shoot yourself and hope that your soul or something could drag ur body away if you so happen to hear his name....
but hey...im getting ahead of myself...this is.....
THE LIST OF ....
MANLIEST NAMES IN THE WORLD.......(WORLD...WORLd...WORld...WOrld...World...world...wor...wo...w.....)
3)
LANCE ARMSTRONG!!!
yeah yeah i noe...it is kinda obvious...i gotta give him credit for making people think about spears and blood and good men dying in the battlefield when you hear his name..you can just imagine him emerging victorious from the heap of bodies stacked on top of him...emerging out all bloodied and triumphed...with one arm shoving up into the grim backdrop of a warzone...
but then again...who doesn't know him? hes the guy who has battled all the kinds of cancer known to man...and he is still smiling and drinking wine...on top of his bike....
but the thing he does best doesnt actually involve his arms at all..its his legs man!!! maybe he shuld be called lance legstrong...nah...doesnt sound good........but he does deserve the manliness tag with his name....
2)Stirling Mortlock
now now..you may not know who he is....and you gotta admit that individually his name (Gary Stirling) (Smith Mortlock) is wedgie material...but when you put those two names together...u would be forgiven to think he is this medieval hero all poised and ready to save a princess from the searing tower of flames....
intrigued? okay...here a picture of him...
so ask me again...who is he??
he's the captain of the australian wallabies rugby team...makes the new zealand captain pale in comparison..
notice how he plans to pummel his face down ferst even while doing a touchdown....nasty!!!
NUMERO UNO!!!!
its STAFF SRGT MAX FIGHTMASTER...
HOLY HELL!!!!! HOLY..... FRICKING...... HELL!!!
this is exactly the kind of person that moms all around the world should warn their kids about..not some puny low life of a ARNIE....seriously......ARNIE????how about annie? dads all over would love to name their kids like this...its just awesome....
anyway...just when you think its just some fictitious name i came up with in grade school to scare people off..think again...its the name of a real soldier fighting in iraq...its real, people.....
i mean...its the kind of thing you would be associated with his name like the others...except that he is really doing it...he even has a myspace website to boot..it tells people who he likes to do other than ripping people in half with his bare hands...
and his rank in camp also means a hell lot...in the states..staff sgrt actually means something over there...
max fightmaster.....max fightmaster....max fightmastaaaaa!!!
just saying his name makes you grow chest hair...yes...ladies...please dun ever try...you wun like what you see...
to give u a rough idea what he looks like...here.....
like what it says...its not an actual photo...probably an understatement....
holy hell...i think i peed a little...
soooooo there you go...the 3 most manliest names of the planet....
i gota name my kid fightmasta now!!!
8:45 PM
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
remember the time when we all watch simpsons speaking in japanese?
me neither..
but ive got the next best thing...
seeing them all anime-ish...
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
PRESENTING.....THE SIMUSENSU!!!
they even have the dramatic japanese lighting added in the mix..
homer-san actually looks overbearingly big...esp in the mid riff...
marge-san appears kinda old....but hey! still hawt!
maggie-san looks cute too....
bart-san looks like he has a smiling anime mask on...
lisa-san looks like a hero from dragon ball....
oh and mister burns just plain looks.........burnt?
8:17 PM
Monday, November 19, 2007
it has been a hectic and enormously tiring week that has just gone by....
with the onrush of project deadlines and tests....
it never seemed to come to an end....
butttttt it's all over now....
with an all new change in schedule...
im more free to do stuff!!!
in fact....
just to prove a point..i will post a picture that embodies what i feel....
WASSSAAAAAABBBBBBB!!!
no? hm...maybe this next one will.....
go holidays go!! WHOOSAH!
10:31 PM
Sunday, November 11, 2007
HURRY UP!! CLICK THE 4TH RED CROSS ON TOP...FASTER!!!!
12:57 PM